Where’s the Pandora?!
I'll be honest.

I don't know.

I got back from Germany and it was suddenly just so hard to blog. Which is dumb. Because, really, all you have to do is sit down and write about your day. I mean, seriously, how the fuck hard is that?
"I went to work and the children of 5th period were asshats yet again today."
Or -
"I went home to see my mom and tried to drown my laptop...."

But - can I do that?

No.

I don't know why.

Yoshi is poking at me.
Daniel thinks I'm dead.
Colin is yelling at me.
Diz wonders.

And - yeah.

So - um.

Anyone know how to fix a broke Pandora?

Cuz - I'm apparently broken. And I need fixing. >___<
Insomnia Sucks
I had insomnia last night.
Dear god. That's just not fun. >___<

Laying in bed. Trying to sleep. Just laying there. >_<

Ugh.

Now the day is going to suck hardcore because I'm going to be tired all day.

And I went to bed and didn't sleep well for an hour. It was not right. >__<

So, yeah. Saw one am. Saw two am because I couldn't sleep well.

UGH. >__<
Can’t Take It
I can't take it any more.

I just can't take it.

Someone save me from the HELL that is my 5th period class.

For the love of Goddess.

Please.

Before someone dies....
AAA for the win
So, Friday, I'm packing up at work, getting ready to go home.

Papers in bag. Check.
Jacket. Check.
Purse. Check.
Computer off. Check.
Exchange school keys for car keys. Che -

Car keys? Hello?! *Frantic rummaging amongst purse, pockets, desk drawer, and school bag*

Shit. No keys. They have to be in the car. I go to my car. Yup. Right there on driver's seat.

Fuck.

Call mom. Does AAA fix this? Probably, she says. Where's your card, she says. At home in my other purse, I say. I haven't switch back to my other purse after vacation yet. The one with my full wallet - and my extra car key. She gives me the AAA number and the account number. I call. Do you unlock cars? All the time, they say.

Thank, fucking, god.

The time now is 3:05, they say. Someone will arrive between now and 3:50, they say. Okay, I say. I sit on the ground and start grading, thanking the goddess that despite the cloudy skies, it's a relatively nice day.

3:30. Phone call. The truck. The man who opens my car.

HALLELUJAH!

Mike D from Morton's Towing and Hauling - bless you. You have no idea.

Thus, my Friday adventure ended very happily.

HORRAY! (=

When did you last do something dumb, internets?
TV Suck
Why does Thursday suck for TV? I mean, really, why is there nothing on?

For that matter, why is there TOO much on TV on Wednesday?!

Top Chef, Criminal Minds, CSI: NY....
The networks torture me on Wednesdays. I must CHOOSE. I have no TiVo. Or even TiFaux, like Diz. I have to - pick a show. Like the old days.

Oh god. The humanity!

Though, seriously, why all on Wednesdays? Can't we have some things on Thursdays? When there's - NOTHING? Yeeesh.

Make me a Supermodel on Bravo was okay for about four weeks. After that - I was done with it. It just wasn't the same as Project Runway or Top Chef. Hell, even Top Design was interesting for the entire run. I just couldn't get that into Make Me a Supermodel. Ah well.

What do YOU watch on Thursdays, internets?

Help me find something to watch!